Is it sad

that I find it extremely entertaining that half of my family is illiterate and estranged for no apparent reason?

Saddest dream

EVER!

I feel soooo bad for that woman.

I feel soooo bad for that woman.

sarahha: absoluticris: “What are three things you can choke on, Alex?” Hmm… I’ve never choked on any of them…..

sarahha:

absoluticris:

“What are three things you can choke on, Alex?”
Hmm… I’ve never choked on any of them…..

texting my cousin josh

  • Josh: So I definetly think this get up is gonna work.
  • Gage: yay!
  • Josh: But I cant get the scuff marks off. Should I leave them?
  • Gage: It's up to you.
  • Josh: This porno is so weird, you can totally tell they're both straight.
  • Gage: wtf?
  • Josh: Oh sorry...the shoes...right....
  • YOU BITCH! I'm so pissed! haha I'm never sharing my feelings about my pornos with you again!
gagehuh: joshuaaa: gagehuh: (via botoflog) Ummmm wtf? I wish I was a woman and I would steal those pants. They are preteen girls right? yeah they are, except i think on the right end is a 40 year old man disguised as a preteen girl to get in the other girls pants when they aren’t looking. ooooOOOOHH! I TOTALLY KNEW IT! What a creep! I hope those young girls have on their maximum security panties!

gagehuh:

joshuaaa:

gagehuh:

(via botoflog)

Ummmm wtf?

I wish I was a woman and I would steal those pants. They are preteen girls right?
yeah they are, except i think on the right end is a 40 year old man disguised as a preteen girl to get in the other girls pants when they aren’t looking.
ooooOOOOHH! I TOTALLY KNEW IT! What a creep! I hope those young girls have on their maximum security panties!
What a lady.

What a lady.

HEY KIDS! Look at what Jesus built with all that money you gave him!

HEY KIDS! Look at what Jesus built with all that money you gave him!

Fly me away.

Fly me away.

No thanks,

I’ve got bigger fish to fry.

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